Flying the Coop Preview 3: An Orgy of Video Games

After the murder, and the complete lack of a police response:

For several days Bernard sat alone in the upper story of his beach house, lost in an orgy of video games, cartoons, movies, and TV shows, usually playing simultaneously on various screens—on the large TVs surrounding the desk, on the laptops, on the desktops and on several models of tablets.

On one: Skipping from shadow to shadow, Ninja King (Bernard) effortlessly outflanks his enemies and teammates alike with a skill that younger players did not even know possible . . .

On another: “Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? . . .”


On yet another: “Caution, speed trap ahead, the police are dropping tire spikes—” This game has been automatically paused. You have a phone call from—

Call ignored.

And another: Pizza Hut, click to order online . . . I’m sorry, we do not deliver in your area.

The wrappers of frozen foods and candy bars began to pile up among empty bottles of Pepsi, half-empty pizza boxes, and cartons from the few distant restaurants Bernard dared order delivery from.

The Evil Iberian King finds himself retreating from the Balkans, but he has a plan; no, in fact the retreat is a ruse, he flanks to the east, attacks at the enemy’s weak point . . .

By the end of the first evening his land-line answering machine had filled up and stopped taking messages, and the voice mail notifications of his various mobile phones were, like their ringers, silenced.

These are not the droids you are looking for," Obi-Wan says to the lead storm trooper. “These are not the droids we’re looking for,” the storm trooper repeats obediently.

Even the trips to the minimart had subsided, then ground to a halt, leaving Limei to wonder what had happened to her new friend, and putting a noticeable dent into the shop’s revenue numbers.

And every once in a while Lester Argyle or one of the other engineers would find Bernard in a video game world somewhere, be it on a World War II battlefield or the other end of an iPhone air hockey game, but as soon as they revealed their identities, Bernard would switch to another screen, another world, another reality in which to lose himself.

The only person able to keep some track of him was Limei across the street, looking up from  her kitchen window at the mass of flickering bluish light shining out the windows above.





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A loud bang echoes from the hill, and half a second later an oversize dead body shoots through the air, arms flapping, and splats against the beach house’s upstairs window, smashing the glass, then falls to the street below.



After the murder, and the complete lack of a police response:

Several more days passed, then another week, then another, and still Bernard could not think of work. Even his engineers, the only people in the company who understood him, told Bernard he should leave the studio until the rooftop structure was down and the murder business taken care of.




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